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NRA BACKS BUMP STOCK REGULATION!

NRA BACKS BUMP STOCK REGULATION!

Watson: “Can you explain what’s behind the NRA’s very surprising decision?”

LaPierre: “First, our hearts and prayers go out to all the families impacted by the Las Vegas tragedy. Second, after considerable thought and debate, the NRA has decided to give permission to the government to regulate bump-stocks.”

Watson: “For decades, the NRA has been against any additional regulation. In fact, recently, you had proposed legalizing gun silencers. What’s different about bump-stocks?”

LaPierre: “We did analysis and realized that bump-stock regulation would not hurt firearm sales, so we figured it might good PR for us to give the government the green light.”

Watson: “Do you think bump-stock regulation might improve the safety of the American public as well?”

LaPierre: “That too. I forgot to mention that.”

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The Cat in the Hat Is a Racist Rat

The Cat in the Hat Is a Racist Rat

Watson: “You wrote Mrs. Trump a letter rejecting the books and explaining that The Cat in the Hat and other Seuss titles people are steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes.”

Soeiro:                “Dr. Seuss was a bigot,                                                                                                                                          a very bad man.                                                                                                                                                   his books are offensive,                                                                                                                                       even Green Eggs and Ham.”

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Roy Moore Wins Alabama Republican Shoot Out

Roy Moore Wins Alabama Republican Shoot Out

Moore: “A liberal court ruled it was unConstitutional, and some judicial panel ordered me to step down because I wouldn’t remove the Ten Commandments.”

Watson: “How did you feel about that, Judge?”

Moore: “Horrible, Little Lady! Whatdyathink?” This country is going to heck, and the courts are offering it a free ride, that’s what I think. God’s laws are supreme, and the Constitution is subservient.”

Watson: “Not to quibble, Judge, but at your campaign rally a few nights ago, you pulled out a gun and said you believe in the Second Amendment.”

Moore: “That’s different! The Right to Bear Arms is an important part of divine law–how else can we enforce his word?”

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