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Dems, Republicans Clash on Charles Manson Death

Dems, Republicans Clash on Charles Manson Death

Brown [nodding head to camera while Blitzer fires off serial questions]: “All good questions, Wolf, every one of them. This is what we know at this hour. At approximately 3 p.m., Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer from California introduced a bill on the floor calling for the condemnation of killer Charles Manson, along with the so-called Helter Skelter race war, and a moment of silence for those murdered by his cult in 1969.”

Blitzer: “Sounds reasonable, Pamela, What are the Republican objections?”

Brown: “According to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, there are two primary objections: one, Republicans want a stronger statement that the death penalty should have been applied to Manson, which was the original ruling by the jury–this is a non-starter for Democrats, and second, these murders could have been prevented if slain actress Sharon Tate and other victims had been armed with semi-automatic handguns.”

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Kim Jong Un Has Putin Envy

Kim Jong Un Has Putin Envy

Jennings: “According to rumor, you are upset that American presidential candidate Donald Trump keeps praising Vladimir Putin of Russia but never mentions you. Some say you have ‘Putin Envy’. Is this true?”

Kim: “I am some very strong leader—they call me The Supreme Leader—but Mr. Trumps does not offer me respects.”

Jennings: “What do you plan to do about it?”

Kim: “For starters, I exploded some nuclear weapon last night. Big bang, earthquakes, the whole—how you say–nachos!”

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